Banned!

The BIG CHIEF reckons the Realm of DOG WOODS and beyond has enough SUN to scorched any life to kingdom come. She's simply goes on to blame the onslaught of merciless heat and haze to our enthusiatic prancings of the 'Snuffy-Rena!'



We've been Banned!

Well, not the canines at Dog WOods, just the 'Snuffy-Rena'.



The reason being the Big Chief's pessismistic beliefs that at the rate we're merrily stomping about the Sun Dance, we'd be face with forest fires - the sort (dog-forbid) that's raging Down Under! She's even gone to the extent of pinning up horrible pictures of those poor animal victims burnt to crisp. I dog-sonally think that the pictures were a little too much... my Fur Kids are now so terrified they've refused to even twirl a jingle for fear of starting a fire!



My poor Kids have been psychologically traumatized!!



...well, you got to give it to the Big Chief for being effective in the Ban!



She's since declared that if we canines could reverse the effect (A Rain Dance - perhaps?) she'd reward us lot a Gadzillion Bones! Am somewhat flattered she thinks we Dog Woods canines have such potential brilliance and talent to discover the secrets to a 'Rain Dance' ...



... Infact, to prove how ACTUALLY great we are, and of course to win us a Gadzillion Bones - yum! yum! *smack lips*; this TOP DOG ingeniously suggested she switched on the sprinklers 24/7 for immediate cool relief.



Unfortunately, the condition is that water MUST come from the skies and not sprinklers. No Gadzillion Bones for this brilliant suggestion ... :(

Oh well, guess you win some, you lose some ... I wonder if the Big Chief would so deign to give us a cool Doggy shower ?? We sure could do with some cooling down! :P

THE SNuffy-Rena!

I caught SNOOPY doing this peculiar little dance the other day. When I queried her about all that strange stomping and wriggling - she smugly told me that she was doing the 'MACA-RENA' - something she learnt while watching MTV. (Only Snoopy's allowed inside to watch telly with the BIG CHIEF. She's the CHIEF's favourite - Bah, Hum-Bone!)

Determined to be THE MOST HAPPENING DOG of DOG WOODS (I am after all TOP DOG!) if not just-as-HAPPENING-as-SNOOPY, I've instructed her to teach me the steps to the MACARENA - which is now known as 'SNUFFY-RENA'!! I am after all Lord of the Realm! And all dances have to be named by ME!

Teaching his 'DOGship' the steps to SNUFFY-RENA

Also discovered that the SNUFFY-RENA' apparently makes an effective SUN-DANCE - when danced by CANINEs. The sun's finally out after weeks and weeks of miserably wet weather - thanks to all that STOMPING ABOUT - although the BIG CHIEF had her reservations about our sudden excited stomping and hopping about !!

The BIG CHIEF's sure is pleased that the laundry gets to dry out under the sun for a change. Us doggies at DOG WOODs are also thrilled that we can now sunbathe our puppy heart's content instead of being curled up some damp chilly spot trying to keep warm.

Must make mental note to get the SNUFFY-RENA @ SUN-DANCE patented...(must ask the BIG CHIEF to recommend her clever lawyer friends!). This could be a lucrative 'CASH DOG' enterprise.

So readers of Europe(understand you have very bad cold wet spells) if you're reading this, the 'SNUFFY-RENA' (i.e. coined by Snoopy and the TOP DOG of DOG WOODS) are up for HIRE - for a reasonable price of 1 GAD-ZILLION BONES! Buena!!

Puppee-Wuppee!!

This is how you do the 'Puppee-Wuppee' -

a little jingle that's taking Dog Woods by the Bone!

Sung along the popular tune of the 'Hokey Pokey' this little jingle is very popular amongst my Fur Kids and they can't seem to have enough of it ...
The lyrics are in Bold Fonts.
(Picture 1)

You put your right paw in,
(Picture 2)

You put your right paw out (Picture 2);

You put your right paw in (Back to Picture 1),

And you shake it all about
You do the Puppee-Wuppee,

(Picture 3)

And you twirl yourself around (Picture 3),
That's what it's all about!

Repeat steps with 'Left Paw', 'Back Paws','Head' Ending with 'Whole Pup In'. :)

I assure you its an effective way of keeping one's FurKids out of one's Fur - getting them occupied with dancing the 'Puppee-Wuppee'!