Give a dog a Towel ...

This be Dog Woods Pack's philosophy ... when a day gives you heat, have a Shower paw-ty!

And as all shower paw-ties, there's always the towels involved. Give a dog a chamois towel and we'd squeeze plenty of creative play out of it ...

Anywoos ... this be some of the various other canine uses of a towel (apart from drying) ...

a) A Sarong!

Sarong Paw-ty Top Dog strutting his stuff ...

b) Towel Ear Plugs

- Tubby on the art of selective hearing as Wally yaps on ....

c) A Cape ...

-for any Budding Puppy Hero

d) A Saddle ... for any Puppy who thinks he's a race horse-y

e) A Wig ... for any puppy who fancies having long blonde princess-y locks (like Brandi..)

e) A Tent .... For any pup to hide away in, in case of troubling mischief ...

Bark-day Pitch (II) From the Chief to the Dog Woods Canine

Hello there!

This be what the Chief wrote to us today regarding the Couple of Bark-day Paw-ties Per Week Pitch. I had Snoopy to analyse the letter and the smart cookie says there's nothing to analyze.
Request DENIED. :P

But somehow it doesn't feel so bad. At least we still get to paw-ty daily! Woooo!!!

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Dear Roly-Polies,

Am afraid having at least a couple of bark-day pawties a human week complete with Bark-day Cakes, treats and all is simply out of the question.

Have you measured the size of your expanding hips lately? Your diet obviously is NOT working, judging from the fact that you all almost always succeed in manipulating me to give you treats in between your meals.

Besides, at the rate you roly-poly pupper-ties are paw-tying i.e. running around unleashed daily, wrecking havoc in the gardens, dig, wrestle, tear, chew and chase each other for the entire day almost and then collapse in a happy contented furry heap in hopefully anticipation of treats or the next meal; For any Bark-day Paw-ty celebration to be 'felt' in Dog Woods'Pack daily gala of a time instance, you'd all have to have to undergo a drastic change of lifestyle i.e. be confine in some kind of space where you're unable to do much demolition work, have a reduction of treats and meals, play alot less ...

I don't think that lifestyle would do very well with the Dog Woods Pack especially since you poochies are accustom to Daily Paw-tying.

Now, please don't inteprete it as my loving you any less. Just from a health point of view a couple of Bark-day Cakes and more treats a week is a little too much for you poochies. But having said that, that doesn't rule out a occassional Bark-day Cakes and special treats a year. While the Paw-tying (i.e. the mad wild stampeding about) and demolition work I believe (quite resignedly) I can deal with ...

Deal?

Yours lovingly,

The Big Chief

Bark-day Pitch

I simply can't seem to shrug off what I read the other day in one of the fabulous dog blogs.

I have to admit, this TOP DOG's sold on the argument that since ONE human year equals five dog years or even seven - depending on the breed of the day, that would mean in ONE human year any dog ought to have at least FIVE barkdays to celebrate.

Now that's Bark-a-tis-tic!!

FIVE bark-days! FIVE very good reasons to throw a Pawty! Let's make 'em move-able feasts. Ok, ok, let's make it SEVEN move-able feast. The more the merrier!

And while there are at least Nine of us at Dog Woods ... let's see now Nine times Seven ... that's wooah! SIXTY THREE Dog Woods Barkdays to be celebrated.

That's at least ONE and a little more ...Ok, let's round it out and make it TWO Dog Woods barkday pawty to be celebrated ever week of the Human year!!

Ohh, just the thought of it is making me barkingly excited .... not that we're not having fun already, but the prospect of life at Dog Woods being FUN-er!

I simply MUST persuade the Chief to see things from the Canine bark-day point of view. This would definitely be an opportunity to turn Dog Woods into Bark-day Paw-ty Central!

And since that Chief is quite a creative cook and baker, that would put her baking skills to even greater use - making us a couple of bark-day cakes per week on top of all the extra treats that come along with the Bark-day spread ... Yum yum! All this talk of Paw-ties and Feasting is making me hungry .... *drool*slurp*

Better scoot by the Chief to pitch my bark-a-tas-tic pawty proposal before the hungries affect my ingenious proposal!

Will be right back to report!