Apart from our Landscaping Talents, this be one nifty trick that EVERY Canine ought to adopt when you're upset with your Humans. It's even more effective when you're as Hunky and Tubular as I am. ;)
First you give the 'Human at fault' the Doggy POUT. :P
And IF your Human still insists on HUMAN methods or resolution, not even giving two treats worth of any BRILLIANT Canine ideas you may possess, simply apply the 'Woof-Timber!-Wooooo' to effectively shift the Bargaining Balance to the Canine's favour.
Woof No. 1 : Hunkering down on Haunches - the ready-ing stance of 'Woof-Timber!-Wooooo'
Woof No 2. : Don't be mistaken, this be No 'Sitting Pretty' Pose. It's the second stance of 'Woof-Timber!-Woooooo' - the CRUCIAL step to the ...
Woof. 3 : TIMBER-Wooooo!!!!
I assure you, that's bound to get your Human's attention ... ESPECIALLY when its done in the middle of the DOORWAY, DRIVEWAY, WALKWAY or in better still, in MIDDLE OF the ROAD! The trick is to not BUDGE (even if your human turns blue in the face calling for you to move!) unless and until your Human magically produces TREATs!