We would like a emphasize that this invitation is exclusively for DOGS ONLY (since we know for sure - judging from our Chief's reaction) that your human mommies and daddies would definitely NOT APPROVE).
1. The Roll in the Sand Experience:-
This is the ultimate exfoliating and rolling experience will actively sweep away all previous squeaky sudsy attempts of your human to noxiously shampoo you, leaving fur wonderfully sandy and dusty.
This therapy allows dogs free access to roll in the cool sandy hill of Dog Woods to their heart's content. Followed by restful lie in the sand, the sandy spa experience will leave any pup fully 'refreshed' and revitalized.
We do not, however, recommend dogs to lick sand because this would leave less sand for the rest of us enthusiastic pups to roll in.
2. The Mud Pack
This age old dog beauty secret of cool aromatic mud generously applied all over body will give any pup an instant attractive muddy appeal and reverse any canine aging. This cool mucky technique also aims to combat any heat lethargy, release tension and combat tight muscles and speeds up zoomies.
Unlimited mud wallow specials (where pups can wallow in mud till a mucky mess) are limited to rainy days only.
This therapeutic smelly experience will reawakened any pup's sense of smell and fun. Reeking to high heaven - this smelly sensation will repel most humans (other than your mom who's probably going to check you in for a shower, so proceed with caution)
This ultimate reeking experience promotes a wholistic sense of well being and and relaxation leaving any pup 'de-parFUME-fied' and canine-ly energetic.
Due to the fact that trails of thrash juice only happen twice a week (after the rubbish truck's visit) we can only offer the Dog-roma-therapy ton Tuesdays and Fridays.
All Dog Woods Spa packages include complimentary and unlimited drinks from muddy watering hole, garden dig outs (any where you please!) and fun hunt and chase of any other non canine creatures (with the exception of humans), unlimited roll in the grass and lunch of kibble.
Unlimited roll in the grass
Mud drinks galore!
Free lifetime Dog Woods spa membership is offered to any pup who'd chew holes into reels of Dog Woods' garden hoses!!