Sunday, April 5, 2009

Pee Whee-ing

While in the world of canine sniffs and smells, leaving one's signatory scent behind is of utmost importance, particularly for TOP DOGs like yours dog-gedly. It's wired in our DNA - got to mark one's territory. Humans do it with wooden pegs and stakes, we canines pee or wee ... Infact, this TOP DOG simply has a whee-ing of a time pee-ing ... it's something yours doggedly does daily ... got to ensure with eight other canines running about Dog Woods with individual smells of their own, my signature TOP DOG scent lingers on.

Pee!: Marking me territory. Note the dead tree ...

Unfortunately, there are certain corrosive 'side effects' that comes with one canine's constant (Whee!) watering of landmarked areas. The effects usually surface in terms of :-

a) dead plants/trees/patches of grass i.e. lawn burns
b) rust wheels caps, sport rims, base of lamp post ...

...Whee!! The deed is DONE!
The Chief worriedly reckons that at the rate am watering my favourite lamp post it's bound to fall over one day soon ... just like the dead tree...


  1. Good job of marking. We have pee-over contests, especially the four boys. We have to try to be the last one, so we all go over and over the same spot.

  2. We do our best to pee everywhere in our garden too. Mum reckoned it was bad enough before with one male basset - now she has two females and the garden lawn is crying out for help!
    We tend to like to pee on top of where the last one went so the grass is doomed...............

  3. Woof!
    You hit the Right Spot and got the Right Mark, Tee!

    Forget the dead tree. Your scent will leave an important trail in the history of mankind. Your DNA (does that stand for "duh, not again!") and pee marks will be etched in DogWoods and EarthHistory.

    The Newly-Dating Sweepy

  4. I have to go round the park leaving pee mail on every tree to rub all the others out.

  5. Hi Tuffy!

    My mom and I wanted to stop by your bloggie and say "hi"! We see Basset Hounds at the dog park all the time and love to play with them. :-)

    Sniffs and licks,


  6. Crickey. better pee and RUN Tuffy...

    Wiry wags, Eric xx

  7. Yeah, our blueberry bushes aren't looking so good after all the watering I did on them last year.

    Hey, a guy has to do what a guy has to do. Am I right?


  8. Ha roo!

    I love leaving pee-mail on my walks - but only the last blokhk or so!


  9. Hi, Tuffy!
    Hmmmm... I guess I have a "dead shower" in my house!
    I like to read peemails!
    Kisses and hugs

  10. Hmmmm. My brother Scooby likes the fence.
    Big licks to you

  11. There are quite a few dead patches in our yard too. Then Mom finally got me to start going on the mulch and pea gravel in the fenced-in yard.

  12. We have every confidence in your ability to knock that lamppost over!

  13. You have perfect form while marking your territory! I have a lamp post in front of my house, but I've yet to get any good signs of wear and rust on it. I'm working on it though!

  14. I love to leave my peemails around wen I go for walkies too... even though tere is no more pee left in me, I will still do the customary 'pose'...

  15. What is a light post or tree compared to the wonder of you. Your peeps know what is important.

  16. I have not done any damages with my pee mail so far, I guess my pee mail is not strong enough, hehe!

  17. Hi Tuffy,
    You look like you've got your Pee-Wheeing down to an art!! I'm sure everybody knows you're the "top dog"!

    Slobbers, Honey the Great Dane

  18. Gus and Waldo like to leave pee-whees on top of each other. Double the markings!!

  19. Hey Tuffy!! You are a pee wheeing expert!! We also ruin things when we leave pee mail, so much so that mummy and daddy had to say bye bye to our grass and get some hard floor, called paving, put down, cos there be no grass left!!
    Be careful not to pee too much or else your grass might vanish!!

  20. Wow! You sure do it well. You're an expert at it but my gosh, how many time did you pee on that tree before it finally dieded? BOL!

    Butt sniffs,
    Solid Gold Dancer

  21. Hi again, Tuffy -

    Please come over to my blog to pick up an award I have for you!

    Honey the Great Dane

  22. Looks like it might be time to encourage the boss to plant a new tree:) We have done our part to add some color to many of the shrubs here. All green can be so boring.

    Woos, the OP Pack

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  24. Dear Tuffy, Your Chief is a worry warts, like our Humans, and also, in case you are not familyar with this outstanding frase, it means she is all ringing her hands and making her hair stand up and stuff for no reason! In terms of the lamp post and stuff falling over. Becuz when it falls over, you can pee-pee all over the whole thing and truly that will be very fun!

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    And also, your very outstanding pikture is on the new bloggy roll we made too! so hopefully you will have a chance to stop by and see that!

    And also, sorry we scared you so much with the skwirl masks altho actuly we must say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love, your PaLs, LuLu and LoLLy!