We would like a emphasize that this invitation is exclusively for DOGS ONLY (since we know for sure - judging from our Chief's reaction) that your human mommies and daddies would definitely NOT APPROVE).
1. The Roll in the Sand Experience:-
This is the ultimate exfoliating and rolling experience will actively sweep away all previous squeaky sudsy attempts of your human to noxiously shampoo you, leaving fur wonderfully sandy and dusty.
This therapy allows dogs free access to roll in the cool sandy hill of Dog Woods to their heart's content. Followed by restful lie in the sand, the sandy spa experience will leave any pup fully 'refreshed' and revitalized.
We do not, however, recommend dogs to lick sand because this would leave less sand for the rest of us enthusiastic pups to roll in.
2. The Mud Pack
This age old dog beauty secret of cool aromatic mud generously applied all over body will give any pup an instant attractive muddy appeal and reverse any canine aging. This cool mucky technique also aims to combat any heat lethargy, release tension and combat tight muscles and speeds up zoomies.
'Zoomies ...'
3. Dog-roma-therapy
This therapeutic smelly experience will reawakened any pup's sense of smell and fun. Reeking to high heaven - this smelly sensation will repel most humans (other than your mom who's probably going to check you in for a shower, so proceed with caution)
This ultimate reeking experience promotes a wholistic sense of well being and and relaxation leaving any pup 'de-parFUME-fied' and canine-ly energetic.
Due to the fact that trails of thrash juice only happen twice a week (after the rubbish truck's visit) we can only offer the Dog-roma-therapy ton Tuesdays and Fridays.
All Dog Woods Spa packages include complimentary and unlimited drinks from muddy watering hole, garden dig outs (any where you please!) and fun hunt and chase of any other non canine creatures (with the exception of humans), unlimited roll in the grass and lunch of kibble.
Unlimited roll in the grass
Mud drinks galore!
Free lifetime Dog Woods spa membership is offered to any pup who'd chew holes into reels of Dog Woods' garden hoses!!
can my three come by for a visit?
ReplyDeleteMy whole pack is lined up at the door ready to check in. You offer some of their very favorite activities.
ReplyDeleteCan I come?
ReplyDeleteSally Ann
Phantom thinks he will pass on the spa experience but would love to come meet you all. Thunder and Ciara would love to sign up for all your spa treatments. Now to find the keys to the van.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Tuff, they say I am 100% basset but I have been accused of being part bloodhound. I think you are a very unique combination and my Mom said she things you are one good looking dog. Thanks for checking in on us. We are following your blog and look forward to some good stories.
ReplyDeleteSnoots,
The HoundDogs
Sounds like a wonderful thing to me :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like doggie heaven! I would love to sign up but it would involve a plane ride over thousands of miles...Sigh...
ReplyDeleteWhere I have to sign to get my membership!
ReplyDeleteKisses and hugs
Lorenza
Do woo have a pre-spa khlass?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I khan do all of those fun things!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
What a great dog spa you have there!
ReplyDeleteWooos Tee! Wow! What a wonderful dog spa woo have.I will come over and chew up the hoses fur woo so there will be no baths!
ReplyDelete~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful
I give youw doggie spa fowty staws!!! The best in the wowld as faw as I can see.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could come fow an extended stay
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Sign me up! It looks like a great getaway.
ReplyDeletelove & wags,
River
Where do I join??
ReplyDelete~lickies, Ludo