Hello there good furry and fur-less readers,
We Dog Woods Pack are somewhat concerned. The Chief's been very occupied the last couple days .. the only time we get to see her is when she gives us our meals. I suppose a brief twice a day spot of affection is good enough for us canines but honestly, the more the better!
It all began with one of Dog Woods 'Help' who went a little 'cranky'. She began with telling tragic tales of her family - that they were burgled, her mummy hurt and her daughter killed. All Dog Woods human inhabitants believed her since she was terribly convincing with her display of grief and leaky fits.
That was a couple weeks ago. Then last weekend, she started to cough. She told the Chief that she's been coughing blood (apparently that's not a good sign for humans) . The Chief being very concerned told her to take a couple days off to rest. Then on Sunday evening when the Chief called up to ask how she was doing, she began leaking (yet again) and 'confessed' that she had gulped down a couple glasses of non-consumable disinfectant and wanted to end her life! (What a silly woman she is!)
The Chief immediately got her sent to the human V-E-T and because she i.e. woman-silly, was a foreigner on special immigration permit to stay in our neck of the woods, the Chief had to also inform her 'AGENT'. Not wanting to be ignorant and get caught in quagmire of possible legal and criminal (apparently the humans have made it a crime to want to end their own life!)complications, the Chief with a couple of other Dog Woods humans went to consult immigration and lawyers. Woman-silly was soon admitted and sold her SOB leaky story to the doctors who too believed her and insisted she be admitted for observation just incase she attempts yet another silly deed.
Everyone was sick with worry. The Chief decided that since she is unfit to work and obviously she has some mental issues to resolve, that it was best she returned back to her neck of the woods (apparently it's very far from here).
And when she was finally discharged after a couple nights stay at the human V-E-T centre, her AGENT found out when they contacted her family in her neck of the woods that her SOB tale is only a SOB fictitious tale! She had all of us fooled - even the psychiatrist! That made everyone including the Chief very angry. All the trouble, time and costs all over some silly tall tale!
The Chief came home fuming (wooo, we never seen the Boss so hoppin mad!) - and said that Woman Silly reminded her of the tale of 'The Boy who called Wolf' one too many times and was more than than relieved to see the last of her!
(Immigration took charge and had her ejected forthwith!)