Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Bounce!


Awooo there!

Dexter here.  I like to share with you this fun ritual we Furkids devised called 'Bounce!'

Bounce! is all about showing our furry furry furry appreciation to our one and only Grammy Chief- who cares for us, feeds us and fusses over us.
Without her we're lost!
  
First, run with all your might.  Locate adored human bean - (in our instance, Grammy Chief).
Then, launch, leap - whatever that would propel you towards your wonderful human target.  And ...

BOUNCE!

Gets Chief-y every time!
We always get to hear her 'yelp' in response ... 

Woohoohoo!!




Sunday, April 11, 2010

DOGS ONLY ...

Here at Dog Woods we offer a wide range of day spa and mini-day spa packages. All our spa packages include a Day Spa Pass which gives you full access to Dog Woods Spa facilities.  


We would like a emphasize that this invitation is exclusively for DOGS ONLY (since we know for sure - judging from our Chief's reaction) that your human mommies and daddies would definitely NOT APPROVE).   


1.  The Roll in the Sand Experience:-


This is the ultimate exfoliating and rolling experience will actively sweep away all previous squeaky sudsy attempts  of your human to noxiously shampoo you, leaving fur wonderfully sandy and dusty.  


This therapy allows dogs free access to roll in the cool sandy hill of Dog Woods to their heart's content.  Followed by restful lie in the sand, the sandy spa experience will leave any pup fully 'refreshed' and revitalized.




We do not, however, recommend dogs to lick sand because this would leave less sand for the rest of us enthusiastic pups to roll in.


2.  The Mud Pack


This age old dog beauty secret of cool aromatic mud generously applied all over body will give any pup an instant attractive muddy appeal and reverse any canine aging.    This cool mucky technique also aims to combat any heat lethargy, release tension and combat tight muscles and speeds up zoomies.  




'Zoomies ...'

Unlimited mud wallow specials (where pups can wallow in mud till a mucky mess) are limited to rainy days only.


3.  Dog-roma-therapy


This therapeutic smelly experience will reawakened any pup's sense of smell and fun.  Reeking to high heaven - this smelly sensation will repel most humans (other than your mom who's probably going to check you in for a shower, so proceed with caution)  


This ultimate reeking experience promotes a wholistic sense of well being and and relaxation leaving any pup 'de-parFUME-fied' and canine-ly energetic.


Due to the fact that trails of thrash juice only happen twice a week (after the rubbish truck's visit) we can only offer the Dog-roma-therapy ton Tuesdays and Fridays.


All Dog Woods Spa packages include complimentary and unlimited drinks from muddy watering hole, garden dig outs (any where you please!) and fun  hunt and chase of any other non canine creatures (with the exception of humans), unlimited roll in the grass and lunch of kibble.  

Unlimited roll in the grass

Mud drinks galore!

Free lifetime Dog Woods spa membership is offered to any pup who'd chew holes into reels of Dog Woods' garden hoses!!







Friday, April 9, 2010

Conned!


Awwoooo!

Dexter again ...

Today I was conned by You-knows-who ... :P


Grampy's sure has many tricks up her sleeve.  She lured all three of us (Daddy Tuffy and Brother Tubby) where the garden hose was and caught hold of me! (I didn't know she had showered Daddy and Tubby earlier)  I could have put up a fight but out of respect for good ol' Grampy who can sometimes be sneaky (like in this VERY instance) I gave in.  It has been a hot couple days after all and me being dark fur-ed and all ... I suppose a shower would do me some good ...

So! Grampy's happily hosing me down with (nice cool) water and giving me a good scrub.  Just when soap was lathering , all nice and bubbly - I gave Grampy a slip and ran off to join my momma and sissy at barking at some thing in the far corner of Dog Woods.

Woo hoo!! Ruff! Wuff! Wuff! Wuff!

All I heard as I excitedly bolted was a distant yelp - by You-knows-who.  Heard my name too.  But judging from the tone and the way it's called i.e. 'Dddeeeeexxxxxx-Ttttteeeeerrrrr!!!', my canine instincts tell me that it's best to lay low for a bit and stay as Faaarrrrr away from Grampy Chief's longest garden hose (she got 'em in the gigantuan reels! I kid you not!)


As for my horrid smelling lathering bubbles,  I gave myself a good roll in the sand hill (which i shall tell you about one day) to squish 'em.  Haha!!  Nothing like a good roll in the sand to give you that good ol' sandy feeling of muck and grime.  Wheeeeee!!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Once upon a time ....

... not a very long while ago, Anna's ears looked like this:-


...Perky! 

After a few but violent clashes with late Trixie (the Belgian Malinois), her ears now look like this:-



Half droopy...


Am not sure there's anything one can do about it but to live with it.  Anna doesn't seem to mind with her new state of ears, I guess I shouldn't fret ...

Monday, April 5, 2010

Canned barks and Coonhounds



Hi!  it's Dexter again!

Grammy Chief says I bark funny.   Am not sure what she means - because I certainly wasn't trying to be funny when I bark.  I was being in my most serious, watchdog self *GRRrrr*

But according to Gramps, my bark sounds 'Canned'. When asked to elaborate, she says it's sounds like a steel-ly squeaky attempt of a bark in a can.  Harumph!  That doesn't sound at all flattering...

Grampy's consoled me saying it's unique.  If  the pack were to bark in unison, she can tell which bark is Dexter's.  It's a pitched above the rest apparently.

I just discovered that we (my siblings and I that is) look like Coonhounds today.  I haven't heard of coonhounds so I doo-gled it.   Here's a picture I found from be web.  Don't you think the resemblance is uncanny?

Coonhound


Alright, admittedly maybe just the face - I am a wee bit shorter and longer than the rest of my siblings.  Grampy Chief says I look more like an oversized sausage dog.  Harumph!  Just when I thought she's being mean to me to today  (two insults in one sitting is too much!), Gramps goes on to ask 'why's Dexter so irresistably cute?' and gives me such an affectionate hug I forget what I was sore about in the first place.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Opening gates with me snooters - a post by Dexter


Awoo, arroo, awoo ...(translated : Allo, allo, allo!)

Dexter on the blogs!

Yes, yes ... I knows all's been quiet on the Dog Woods blogs since Trixie's passing.  We all miss her still.   Grammy Chief and Joe don't look so down these days ... they still go about their daily 'Fetch game' routine at the exclusion of the rest of the pack.  (Boo!)  Mind you, that's not stop us from enthusiastically joining in but almost always the Grammy and Joe would growl at us to 'back off'.  According to the Grammy Chief, the aim of the game is to fetch the toy NOT jump on Joe ( all FIVE of us - Mama Anna included)

Boo!  Talk about spoil sports.

I suppose it's a good thing too ... because all Fetch games end in showers.  *Brrrrr*  Honestly, I wonder what ol' Joe the Rottie sees in them.  He sure seem to enjoy it alot.  Either that, or he simply knows how to indulge Grammy Chief - who (I daresay obsessed) with showering us lot.  Trixie used to indulge Grammy too. Dada Tuffy and Aunty Poopie would on some very hot occasions indulge in some cooling down but somehow we pups never quite caught on.  I reckon we take after Mama - who'd scuttle as quickly as her long legs can carry her the minute she hears water running!  Too bad our legs aren't as long as Mama's ...(we always get caught :P)


Anywoos.  If you don't know which Dobie-Hound is Dexter.  This be me on the RIGHT (as I usually am ...;)) The handsomest of the lot.  Unlike my three other siblings I'm have more silky black markings.   The Chief says I'm possibly the longest dog in Dog Woods.  I think that was mean to be a compliment - esp. when my 'sits' are  described (by ol' Grammy Chief as) 'strange squat on my hind-nies (legs)' or a 'side legged flop'.  The Chief reckons the day I do a proper sit on my bum, my front legs won't be able to touch the ground ... which almost always leaves her chuckling with amusement.  Unfortunately,  I don't always get human humour ... :P


Well!  What can I say.  I am unique.  My tail is alot curlier too, unlike me ol' dad, Aunty Poops and siblings Brandi's, Wally's and Tubby Jr boringly stick straight tails - which in all my unique Dexter-ness makes me the cuter-est of the Dog Woods Pack!  Now you now why my sister Brandi tends to pick on me ... she's jealous I'm cuter than she is!

As to this blog title 'Opening gates with me snooters' - I proudly can!  Am just about the only pup in the Dog Woods Pack tradition of being able to open gates and doors with my snooters.  The rest tend to prefer their paws.  What can I say?  Am Dexter-ly unique!  ;)

Friday, March 5, 2010

Lingering on ...

They say dogs have the ability to see and sense things that we humans are unable to detect.  Joe, our resident Rottie has on a couple of rare occasions demonstrated behaviour that I thought quite peculiar.  The sort that had I allowed myself to be freaked would make my hair stand!  But you see, even if I seem accept that there is a spirit world out there - am not the superstitious sort nor am I easily frightened by stories of hauntings and expect to see ghosts.  But there was once or twice in our usual frenetic game of 'Snatch Fetch', as the day grew darker and the shadows longer, Joe actually froze, drop his toy and stared at a darkening canopy of bamboos - once, I remembered he growled.

I was wary but saw nothing of course.A Rotweiller's growl is not to be taken lightly.   I thought his behaviour was a little odd - especially when he can never seem to get enough of his game of 'Fetch' and even when his not playing he would guard his toy like his life depended on it (a typical Rottie trait am told). To drop his toy in mid-play and stare into distance was definitely  out of the ordinary.

I never really gave that odd but rare behaviour much thought until I recently  read Dean Koontz account of  his own dog, interestingly called Trixie in his book 'A Big Little Life - a memoir of a joyful dog' who once demonstrated behaviour that he (not a believe in ghost nor expect to see one either) could only surmise as Trixie happily accompanying her 'invisible tall friend' (she kept peering up and wagging her tail) a tour of the house.

A few days ago on our usual evening romp, Joe was oddly not into his game of 'Fetch'.  He would usually pick his toy and carry it with him eager to begin his game but that evening he left them laying idle. Instead he behaved as if he was looking for 'something' - chasing down a scent and occasionally taking moments to stare into the darkened distance.

I read Joe's body language quite easily (as he does mine).  He understands simple English - so I've observed. Apart from the usual obedience command like 'Sit', 'Stay', 'Come', 'Heel', Joe knows to go looking when I ask him where his toy is.  He seems to be able to remember where he's last left his toy. He'd also know how to get me to get his toy for him if it's beyond his reach -  usually too out of my leveled sight.  He looks at me eagerly, runs to a spot and looks pointedly.  And if am a little preoccupied pottering about, he does a little jig,  goes 'Wooah!' (a bark that's indicative of wanting),  looks at me and stares again pointedly at a spot as if to say 'Here! here! I know you can't see it yet but it's here!'.  It could be under something somewhere (a drain, his cage, under the car), up in some tree's branches (god knows how his toy got up there ...I blame it on the squirrels!).  He would not leave the spot until I get down (sometimes into a dirty drain) or climb to investigate.  And almost always Joe is spot on about where his 'lost' toy is.  So on my hands and knees, equipped with a long stick, I strain to retrieve his toy.

The things I do for that dog!   But just to see his glee when I finally hand him toy for him is reward enough.

That evening, I could only guess that he was looking for Trixie and he somehow 'found' her at her usual spot she would stake when I'd tell them both to 'Take a break (from their frantic game of 'Snatch-Fetch') and grab a drink'.  It was almost a daily routine where they would both trot to that one particular garden hose where I'd give them both a drink.  Joe would almost always sit patiently on the right of the garden hose near the potted plants and Trixie would stand or lay panting on the grass to my left while they wait for their turn to be watered and showered down.

Joe for some reason that evening without his usual game, soon lead the way to that particular garden hose.  I took that as him wanting a drink and a shower.  But instead of sitting patiently, he stood and stared pointedly to the spot where Trixie would always lay panting when she was alive.  When I said, 'Are you looking for Trixie?  Where has she gone?'.  He looked at me and looked back at that spot,  as if to tell me 'Look! There she is!' and watched with interest for a while, oblivious to the running water and my mutterings about missing Trixie.

Maybe Trixie's spirit still lingers on and in her cheeky self she got Joe to go seeking after her (like she usually do when she successfully snatches his toy ... she'd make him chase her - sniffing and seeking about Dog Woods) and almost always their game would end at that one particular garden hose where she would finally relinquish the toy for a drink and shower while Joe would make a quick grab for toy.

It's just a hypothesis.  I don't know for sure.

But after that moment by the garden hose, Joe shook the water out of his fur, surveyed his surroundings and trotted off to pick up his toy where he had last left it eager to start a game of 'Fetch'.