Friday, April 10, 2009

Highlights and Down Lights of Lion City II

Arf! Arf!

Posing by the Mer Lion - secretly pleased to have marked Lion with pee. (Shhh, don't tell the Chief ...)

Am afraid to disappoint my gentle readers but Lion City like Cat City is not teeming with lions ... It would have been great to be able to come home to Dog Woods regaling tales to the rest of the pack of how this TOP DOG and his trusty, smart side kick cornered a Lion or two and marked them out with the unique masculine TOP DOG scents of Dog Woods, but am afraid all we did was do what all laid back tourists would do, eat, shop and walk about and sniffed out and secretly marked (whee!!) the statue of the Lion City's infamous 'Mer-Lion'.

Furr-arr-wees ... begging to be whee-ed!

But I dare say, this be the highlight and downlight of my visit:- A couple of Furr-arr-wees parked in the Hoo-tel parking lot.

Hightlight because them bright beauties were screaming to be marked by this TOP DOG. As I was moseying over to get a closer sniff at these Furr-Arr-Wees and of course lift a leg to stamp my unique mark of TOP DOG of Dog Woods on those shiny wheels, the Chief (who was also our chaperone) barked a resounding-fog-horn-loud 'NOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!'

Had it not been the loudness of her 'No' that jolted this TOP DOG out of his urge to stamp the owners of those Furr-Arr-Wees at least a couple of pee-mail each and the stares her yell drew, I would have done the deed for sure! Talk about the lost of bright red opportunites ... Ohhh, to have been able to mark those Furr-Arr-Wees would have definitely been something to bark home about. Now its only a mere 'downlight' ... :P


  1. It is always good to learn about new places - we are disappointed about the lions though! xx

  2. Your pee would be wasted on those silly cars. Save it for the ones that actually get around.


  3. what a nice field trip you had - too bad you couldn't christen the cars tho


  4. That would have been one expensive bathroom break!

  5. No no no, you don't pee on a Ferrari! You "borrow" it and then drive it to Chicago while playing hooky from school. And then some parking garage attendant "borrows" it from you to go joyriding. And then you realize that the miles have gone up on the odometer and your dad will notice and so you try to make them go down again by running it in reverse while it's up on a jack. Just make sure that the jack is a very sturdy one ...

  6. Ferris?... Bueller?...

    We agree with Dennis. They were meant to be driven at high rates of speed. Go pee on a Camry. They're everywhere!

    Have a great Easter holiday.

    Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

  7. gee, i didnt know odometers can run backwards when car is on reverse up on jacks ... ?

  8. Aw, what a shame, they look like they need to be peed on.

  9. Surely the owners of those Fur Arg Wees would have been honored to know you had visited. I am always befuddled by strange rules the peoples dream up about what to pee upon.


  10. Those khars are just skhreaming fur some Siberian fluff!


  11. What a nice trip you took us on, thanks =)

  12. are just so cute. I have yet learned how to raise my leg but when I do, I'll need some help at where to pee.


  13. Ferris Bueller's right Tuffy.....but us Hounds do like to pee on the poshest, shiniest cars.....maybe it's just a guy thing!
    Thanks for the tour and for sharing your trip :D
    Happy Easter slobbers xx

  14. You can't even get one dog in those cars let along 3 or 5. What is there purpose?

  15. What a nice trip you had, Tuffy! Thanks for sharing with us =)
    I hope you have a very Happy Easter!


  16. Happy Easter Tuffy!
    It's so nice trip!

  17. Hey Tuffy
    Oh boy.. a lil pee mail on the furr rah ee... might shine it up even more!
    Your right, you don't need to pay for one.. just pee on it to own one.
    Hee hee

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