Banned!

The BIG CHIEF reckons the Realm of DOG WOODS and beyond has enough SUN to scorched any life to kingdom come. She's simply goes on to blame the onslaught of merciless heat and haze to our enthusiatic prancings of the 'Snuffy-Rena!'



We've been Banned!

Well, not the canines at Dog WOods, just the 'Snuffy-Rena'.



The reason being the Big Chief's pessismistic beliefs that at the rate we're merrily stomping about the Sun Dance, we'd be face with forest fires - the sort (dog-forbid) that's raging Down Under! She's even gone to the extent of pinning up horrible pictures of those poor animal victims burnt to crisp. I dog-sonally think that the pictures were a little too much... my Fur Kids are now so terrified they've refused to even twirl a jingle for fear of starting a fire!



My poor Kids have been psychologically traumatized!!



...well, you got to give it to the Big Chief for being effective in the Ban!



She's since declared that if we canines could reverse the effect (A Rain Dance - perhaps?) she'd reward us lot a Gadzillion Bones! Am somewhat flattered she thinks we Dog Woods canines have such potential brilliance and talent to discover the secrets to a 'Rain Dance' ...



... Infact, to prove how ACTUALLY great we are, and of course to win us a Gadzillion Bones - yum! yum! *smack lips*; this TOP DOG ingeniously suggested she switched on the sprinklers 24/7 for immediate cool relief.



Unfortunately, the condition is that water MUST come from the skies and not sprinklers. No Gadzillion Bones for this brilliant suggestion ... :(

Oh well, guess you win some, you lose some ... I wonder if the Big Chief would so deign to give us a cool Doggy shower ?? We sure could do with some cooling down! :P